"You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar"

There is a brilliant version of this put to footage of Blair and Bush, hilarious.

So as you might have guessed from the song choice..... I went to a gay bar, gay bar. Which was full of, anyone fancy a guess?
Well you're all wrong, it was full of straight women

Me and Rachel wet with this bloke called Lee and he got "dragged" into a taxi with 4 lovely ladies. 4!!!!

As you may have guessed, we were both a little disappointed. On the plus side though, it was drink the bar dry for £10 ($16.58 to our American cousins) and I think we did a pretty decent job of that. I tried keeping up with Lee, but after about 7 drinks, he was 9 ahead of me. I know I shouldn't have had that last Vodka and coke cos I threw up when I got in, but don't worry cos I didn't get a hang over It's all good!
When we got back Toby my flat mate had some friends over and they were playing some pretty awesome music and I was quite drunk so I started dancing. Arthur then gave me his slice of pizza to hold and this fit looking girl called Lucy took a bite out of it! When Arthur came back all I could say was "I don't make a very good plate, I'm really sorry. I don't make a very good plate cos I let her take a bite out of your pizza. I'm a rubbish plate" and so on. Toby told me as I was cooking tonight, "Nikki, you were pretty drunk mate" Still fun though.

And Josh keeps taking the Mick out of the size of my toes. And he took me from behind the other day.... 4 times! And he has this thing about fondling peoples ears. I had actually managed to escape this fate, until he came up behind me, smacked me on the arse and then fondled both my ears.

So yeah, things are going quite well and It's so much fun, completely and utterly nuts here. Oh and my accent is getting more Bristol each day! But I don't mind, it'll be interesting to see my mates and see if they hear a difference.

So how have you guys been?

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Aries over and out